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Mah names Marty ah like to party harty!
Age 43 From Howwood, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Just you know, a genuine down to earth geezer looking for company in a like minded kinda fashion y'know?

Just like to spend my afternoons attending village fetes and eating jam covered scones, taking the time to smell the roses and be at one with nature, particularly bees. So that's it, generally, quite the reserved sort, who likes nothing better than kicking back and listening to some John Denver, Neil Diamond, Megadeath and Andy Williams of a cosy evening in by the fire with a nice bottle of fortified wine.

So far so boring, but it's when I go on holiday I really come alive. Every thirty years or so I'd visit the dissident republic of Val Verde and hunt the locals for sport. My last visit was regrettably cut short by an Austrian led special forces Team which forced me to change my plans and head north the next time to LA, where interestingly I met Gary Busey. Nice fella.

So that's me in a nutshell. Hit me up, yo.
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Separated
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Calves
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Low paid monkey boy
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Pipe
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Internet, Gardening, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Free
I've Always Wanted To Try  
My luck with the ladies.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, A Troll, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Catholic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

My Idea Of Fun Is  
Cleaning skulls n that in my spaceship / lair. I polish em up real good and hang them next to my Sacred Heart picture and JFK.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Good Looks, Money
What Do You Look For?  
Soldiers in the jungle using heat and infra red vision. Also, adultresses. Lots of them.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Marriage
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