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Mah names Marty ah like to party harty!
Age 43 From Howwood, United Kingdom -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As | Just you know, a genuine down to earth geezer looking for company in a like minded kinda fashion y'know? Just like to spend my afternoons attending village fetes and eating jam covered scones, taking the time to smell the roses and be at one with nature, particularly bees. So that's it, generally, quite the reserved sort, who likes nothing better than kicking back and listening to some John Denver, Neil Diamond, Megadeath and Andy Williams of a cosy evening in by the fire with a nice bottle of fortified wine. So far so boring, but it's when I go on holiday I really come alive. Every thirty years or so I'd visit the dissident republic of Val Verde and hunt the locals for sport. My last visit was regrettably cut short by an Austrian led special forces Team which forced me to change my plans and head north the next time to LA, where interestingly I met Gary Busey. Nice fella. So that's me in a nutshell. Hit me up, yo. |
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Sign | Cancer |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Curvy |
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My Height Is | Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Green |
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My Ethnicity Is | Other |
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My Marital Situation Is | Separated |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | No |
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My Best Feature Is | Calves |
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Body Art | Other |
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My Hair Is | Auburn / Red |
Status
My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Other |
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My Job Title Is | Low paid monkey boy |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | All Is Calm |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Pipe |
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I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Nerd |
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My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social, Fire Starter |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Internet, Gardening, Camping |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Playing Dress-up |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Free |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | My luck with the ladies. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Troublemaker, A Troll, Obscure |
Views
My Religion Is | Catholic |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | Socialist |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic |
Taste
My Idea Of Fun Is | Cleaning skulls n that in my spaceship / lair. I polish em up real good and hang them next to my Sacred Heart picture and JFK. |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Good Looks, Money |
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What Do You Look For? | Soldiers in the jungle using heat and infra red vision. Also, adultresses. Lots of them. |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Marriage |